What does a unicorn wedding look like? Well… whatever the fuck you want it to look like. Because that's how a unicorn rolls (or clops)! But maybe… a dash of rainbows, a few fluffy things, plenty of pastel-colored hair being flung about, and perhaps some sparkles here and there.
Mostly, it's all about having fun and celebrating your uniqueness and the magic of love!
That's why I'm currently planning a wedding that's not exactly unicorn-themed, but is definitely unicorn-inspired. Whether you're harnessing the spirit of the unicorn, or going full unicorn wedding theme, here are the things that will help you pull off on magical AF event…
Unicorn wedding cake
What do unicorns love the most? SWEETS! So don't skimp on the wedding cake. Check out this one. And these ones too…
Unicorn wedding cake topper
So maybe you don't want a cake that looks like a unicorn, but you do want to adorn your cake with unicorn toppers. Megan's already done the job of rounding up all the awesome unicorn cake toppers of the land.
Unicorns that get you drunk
Remember Katy Perry, the unicorn that sneezes glitter, pees lemonade, and shoots fire?
Our wedding featured a life-sized unicorn that sneezed glitter, peed lemonade, and shot pink fire. If that sounds more like the twisted fantasy of a six-year-old girl than a standard wedding item… well, that's just how we roll.
Katy Perry the Wedding Unicorn began her life as a black carousel horse with feathers in her hair. Upon her arrival in Brooklyn, Master Unicorn Builders Kat and Jesse Green repainted her from black to white, cut holes in her forehead, nostrils, and crotchal region and custom-built a base that would both give her height (aka “majesty”) and house the fuel tanks and keg.
Or what about the Beericorn from Erin and Shayne's wedding???
One of the first purchases for the wedding was a life-sized hollow horse. My mom called me one day and said, “So, you mentioned you wanted a unicorn that could dispense beer when you pull its horn? Well, I think I found the perfect horse to transform.”
My stepfather is an engineer and always up for a random project. He researched all of the logistics, from how to cancel out the temperature rise from the beer traveling from the keg up through the beericorn to crafting several options for the horn including LED lights, another that was chrome, and a third that was a real horn. He also researched how to get one of his hot rod connections to airbrush it a pearly white.
Unicorn wedding ceremony script
Hell yes, we're the wedding site with a ceremony script that includes unicorns…
Dear friends and family and those of you in the back, we see you back there, late, please take a seat. Today we are gathered to celebrate unicorns, and the union of these two in marriage, except we are all out of unicorns… If you here support their union, please repeat after me in a resounding HUZZA!
Click here to read (and steal!) the rest of the ceremony script.
Ariel's already rounded up all your unicorn wedding shoes for your magical little hooves over here.
Unicorn ring holder
Screw ring pillows (unless it's shaped like a unicorn) get ring horns!
Unicorn wedding invitations
Unicorn masks for all!
You know the ones I'm talking about — this bad boy. We've been seeing them pop up in weddings all over the world. Check out all the ways you can incorporate unicorn masks into your wedding…
Unicorn bouquet alternative
Unicorn wedding style
General unicorn wedding decor
Unicorn wedding favors
Finally, send your guests home with a little more unicorn magic with these unicorn wedding favor ideas!
What are YOUR favorite unicorn wedding ideas that you've seen out in the wild or used at your own unicorn wedding?