Just in case you ever thought to yourself, “Self, what I really need for my wedding ceremony is a vulva-shaped ring pillow,” this site is for you. (Scroll down to see the wedding vulva.)
As they say, “A popular occasion for the Velvet V Valentine is the Wedding Ceremony. The Velvet V is a perfect place for rings, tokens representing hopes for the union, or other ritual items.” All for the low, low price of $175!
(I kid, but these silly vulva purses are handmade by an artist, so if you're going to spend $175 on a ring pillow, it might as well be one crafted by an independent artisan. Then again, does anyone need to spend $175 on a ring pillow, let alone one shaped like genitals? Up to you!)
If you love the idea of a vulva pillow as a ring pillow (or maybe even a ring box for proposing!) there are more affordable options on Etsy:
As the maker of this vulva pillow says:
This item is made to order and hand sewn out of fleece material. These vulva plushies are great for any yoni enthusiast and are useful as educational models, ideal for those in Women's Health fields such as OBGYNs, Obstetricians and Pelvic Floor Therapists.
The vulva model includes a vaginal opening with visible rugae, labia minora, labia majora, a clitoris, clitoral hood and completed with a button for the urethra and a button for the anus 😉
It also comes with a fully removable prolapse, making it ideal for demonstration and educational purposes.
The fleece material is very soft and durable, and you can hand-wash them if need be.
Each vulva is entirely hand sewn so each vulva model will be made unique!
Love yourself, love your body!
I mean, imagine if this was your fiance after you propose with a ring inside this vulva pillow?
If you're looking for a ring box ideas and a vulva pillow isn't quiiiite right for you, we've seen some other great unique ring boxes…