Offbeat wedding night lingerie for steamy, romantic, and geeky sexytimes
Real talk: the wedding night is NO guarantee of actual wedding night nookie. You’re far more likely to be super exhausted and ready to snooze. Regardless, we are not going to pass up an opportunity to enhance our booty short coffers with more cute, sexy, and downright geeky wedding night lingerie when we see it.
Let’s shop some of our favorite brands for offbeat lingerie (most with extended sizes up to 6X!)…
The NSFW wedding photo that blew the internet’s mind
Did y’all catch the wedding that blew up (hee hee) the interwebs last week? Of COURSE when a news source wants to talk about a blow job wedding photo they hit up Offbeat Bride for a quote. And man, did Ariel give them a mouthful (hee hee)…
How weddings & masturbation are more related than you think
Oh hi there. I have a couple of topics I’d like to discuss: wedding planning and masturbation. (Stay with me, here!)
Of course Offbeat Bride is all about wedding planning, but sometimes we dip our toes (or fingers?) into sex. Today is one of those days, and today we’re going to talk about how wedding planning and masturbation are more related than you might think.
In the case of a sexless marriage…
We’re barely in our thirties, but H and I are currently in a “sexless marriage” (defined as a couple who have sex “10 times a year or less”). I am writing this because I want other partners in similar situations to know that they aren’t alone…