How weddings & masturbation are more related than you think
Oh hi there. I have a couple of topics I’d like to discuss: wedding planning and masturbation. (Stay with me, here!)
Of course Offbeat Bride is all about wedding planning, but sometimes we dip our toes (or fingers?) into sex. Today is one of those days, and today we’re going to talk about how wedding planning and masturbation are more related than you might think.
11 wedding cake fails so bad they’re good
What’s one love we share with the rest of the world? DIY fails. We love ’em and who can blame us since we’ve probably all failed at one Pinterest project or another and are on DIY burnout mode. We also love when we see wedding cakes that fail so hard they’ve turned a corner into being awesome anyway. Let’s celebrate cakes that just didn’t make the cut to Pinterest-hood but we’d give a big hug to anyway.
“Is it too early to start planning my wedding just because I’m a fetus?” and more wedding hilarity from The Every Bride
In honor of April Fools Day, we’re letting satirical wedding site The Every Bride “take over” Offbeat Bride for a minute. Bonus points for sharing your favorite articles online, and freak out your Facebook friends!
Fuck off, I’m eating: foibles, feats, and wedding fails
We asked some of our favorite wedding vendors to reveal some of their funniest moments, lessons learned, and biggest foibles from their their weddings. Get ready for determined eating, surprise guest photo bombers, and birds pooping… because we all know that shit (sometimes literally) happens.