Best engagement rings for punching Nazis in the face
You know what I think would make America great again? Make it a time where it’s okay for Captain America to punch Hitler in the face. Where we stand up to Facism and hatred and take action. In this vein, we decided to find the biggest, prettiest bling-y rings with which to punch a Nazi in the face.
Wedding toasts without sexist marriage cliches
I’m a feminist bride with a feminist fiance looking for some advice. I was at a good friend’s wedding recently and the groom’s older brother gave a toast with a whole section on how the groom should just accept that he’ll never be right again now that he’s married — even when the facts are on his side, he should defer to the wife to keep the peace. How can we give people the opportunity to wish us well without inviting their sexist garbage?
This funny RSVP card has an answer for every smart-ass on your guest list
I’ve seen tons of variations on this funny RSVP card around the web, so we thought we’d try out our own version as a free downloadable printable. Whether your guests will be happily accepting or tongue-in-check happily declining… there’s an answer for every smart-ass on your guest list. Who knows — maybe it’ll inspire the slackers to actually send their card in before you start the RSVP hounding process.
This one funny wedding RSVP line will make your guests laugh all the way to a reply
We know that getting guests to RSVP to the wedding is like getting your cat to cook dinner: rare but appreciated. Okay it never happens, and RSVPs tend to feel the same way. But with one tiny addition on your RSVP, you can subtly and humorously tell your guests you mean business about this RSVP deadline.
Shit just got real: 21 funny wedding invitations
I rounded up a whole bunch of funny, irreverent, and just plain clever wedding invitations. For those of us who always gravitate towards the funny card sections, these funny wedding invitations are a match made in comedy heaven.
Fuck Weddings? Why we have confusing feels about wedding snark
We recently got an email from a reader about her website, called Fuck Weddings. That feels like something we should like. We love have a good sense of humor about ourselves and about weddings. All of us planning weddings need a bit more humor and lols in our lives, right? A good skewering can be good for everyone! At the same time, we’re a bit torn about wedding comedy that feels mean-spirited…