Gender-neutral (and slightly NSFW) wedding party gifts

Written by Megan Finley Horowitz

Megan Finley Horowitz

Megan is the former associate publisher of Offbeat Wed. Loudest girl in the room. AuDHD, faceblind & chronically ill! Sing, read, talk loud, be weird.

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If you’re on my same wedding date trajectory (Wedding Season 2017!) then you’re probably frantically looking for gifts for your wedding party. And, you’re also noticing that almost all things labeled “wedding party gifts” have “bridesmaid” emblazoned across them in giant cursive letters. Welp, my wedding party is co-ed, and I don’t see my best friend Ken rocking that “best bridesmaids ever” tank top any time soon. So here are some of my favorite gender-neutral wedding party gifts (that are also slightly NSFW) that I’ve found whilst on my search…

Keep your shit together handkerchief from Etsy seller Fairgoods

Personalized drinks

Cheer Up Wine Label Set by iCustomWine via @offbeatbride — Cheer Up Wine Label Set by Etsy seller iCustomWine

Sure, you can gift them their favorite expensive bottle of wine… but you could also gift them a cheaper bottle of wine with an awesome custom label picked just for them! Is your bridesman more of a “punch you in the face” kinda guy or a “run away” kind of guy? Celebrate whatever kind of guy or gal you got on your hands with wine… lots of wine.

Snarky handkerchiefs

Snarky handkerchiefs FOR ALL! These ones come in all kinds of patterns, including solid, so they can make sweet gifts for your crybabies as well as look great as a pocket square.

Star Wars Robes

Star Wars Force Rey Resistance Womens Costume Fleece Robe OSFM — Star Wars Force Rey Resistance Fleece Robe

Who says wedding party robes have to be all flowery, or embroidered with anything over than a blaster? These Star Wars robes are perfect for lounging pre-wedding and great for photo ops!

Personalized water bottles

Stainless Steel Water Bottle by TwoJaysCreative via @offbeathome — Personalized Stainless Steel Ombre Water Bottles

Encourage your wedding party to stay hydrated, and avoid cooties, with personalized water bottles. You can do names, monograms, or inside jokes. Whatever it takes to know which bottle belongs to which wedding party member.

Bags and totes

I love a foul-mouthed tote bag. Especially one that literally does what it says, like the “keep your shit together” toiletry bag.

Whiskey Leather Toiletry by FelixStreetStudio — Whiskey Leather Toiletry Bag

Or you could make your foul-mouthed tote bag more subtle by embroidering the inside with a secret naughty message. Who in your party is a gentleperson on the streets and a freak in the sheets?

Bottle openers

Winosaur Wine Tool Set by TimelessTreasuresUSA — Winosaur Wine Tool Set by Etsy seller TimelessTreasuresUSA

Harry Potter inspired hand stamped keychain bottle opener by StampedbyDesign

Personalised bottle opener keyring by Etsy seller LazyLlamaJewellery

Whether they’re winosaurs or beer-lovers, get everyone a personalized bottle opener that shows them that, while they may be knobheads… they’re your favorite knobheads.

What gender-neutral (and slightly NSFW) wedding party gifts are you planning to get your favorite knobheads?

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