Instead of ye olde sashes, how about bachelorette FANNY PACKS?!

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Customize a Bachelorette Box with the gifts, favors, and party decor you want (no penis straws required!) — I'm already obsessed with retro-fab fanny packs so these are MINE

Are you planning to have a bachelorette party? Are you already dreading having to sift through SO many cheap and gross products to attempt to make said party fun? I do not envy you there, my friend. It's a jungle full o' penis-shaped things out there.

Fear not: we know a killer place to snag high-quality, non-cliche, actually useful gifts and favors that your wedding party can all love. It's one of our favorite partners, Bachelorette Box. They've got a new favorite product that I am so jonesing for: BACHELORETTE FANNY PACKS! I knew I had to share them with you.

Oh, and we've got a special promotion going on that you'll want to see. Keep on scrolling…

Bachelorette Box has other killer products for epic major party fun times like “Team Bride” tote bags, metallic temporary tattoos, durable canvas makeup bags (some can be personalized!), and a wedding survival kit to get you all through the wedding or bachelorette weekend unscathed by any fashion or beauty dilemmas.

BUT BUT BUT

FANNY PACKS!

But seriously, these retro fabulous “Bride Squad” fanny packs are a definite alternative to traditional sashes that are making.our.day.

Plus: they're totally non-gendered to make sure your man of honor, bridesmen, and non-binary pals are able to represent.

How do you snag your own set of fanny packs?

It's dead easy: you pick our your own set of packs to match your squad, and Bachelorette Box will package it all up and mail it to you (plus any other goodies you want!). No sketchy sex shops or penis straws required.

The best part? Your gifts and party planning is dunzo. And you don't have to worry about your wedding crew hating you by the end since they're stuck with some definitely suspect items at the end of it. They get a super reusable fanny pack fo' life.

What was the promo we mentioned?

If you'll be planning your own bachelorette party with fanny packs to carry all your tip money and lippy, then you're all set with Bachelorette Box. Or if the task is for someone else, you know where to send them. They'll thank you later for the ease of it all.

About the Author: Catherine Clark

@enidjcoleslaw @bijouxandbits @bijouxandbits

Catherine Clark loiters at her local library, makes art, watches movies en masse, plays video and tabletop games, poorly cooks healthy things, cuddles with her feline fur babies, and blogs at BijouxandBits.com.