This isn't about weddings, but it totally relates — you'll see. And then you will laugh and laugh. < Previous Post The offbeat advantage negotiating with wedding photographers Next Post > Offbeat military weddings About the Author: Ariel @arielmstallings Author of three editions of the Offbeat Bride book and From Shitshow To Afterglow, Ariel Meadow Stallings is the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire web properties. She lives in Seattle with her son, and if she's not writing or scrolling, chances are good that she's dancing or happy-crying. To follow her latest work, follow @arielmstallings.