No wedding cake smashing – do sexy knife licking instead!
Knife licking is way sexier than cake smashing, as seriously evidenced by this sexy shot from Scotia and Kyle’s Celtic viking pirate punk wedding. Delicious innuendo, how we heart thee. It’s appropriate that I’m categorizing this as “Food Porn.”
In the case of a sexless marriage…
We’re barely in our thirties, but H and I are currently in a “sexless marriage” (defined as a couple who have sex “10 times a year or less”). I am writing this because I want other partners in similar situations to know that they aren’t alone…
Who else thinks “sexy” wedding shower games are strange?
I’m not expecting a wedding shower this time around, and as a consequence, I am spared the bizarre rounds of public humiliation that pass on Pinterest as “shower games.” Has anyone else noticed these games? And the number of them that circle around “naughty” ideas? I understand that some of these come from our socio-cultural anxiety surrounding the traditional fact that a wedding is when a virginal girl becomes a sexually experienced woman. But the “naughty party games” feel like a different thing… as if they’re designed to be specifically humiliating.
I’m an asexual bride… Here’s how my asexual marriage works
People who know me know that I’ve never had any interest in sex. So when my fiancee and I declared that we were getting hitched, we got a lot of strange looks and a lot of probing questions. We’ve had to make some compromises when it comes to sex and have finally settled into an arrangement that works for the both of us. But the question is continually posed, “If you don’t like sex, why marry the guy? (And why would he want to marry you?)”