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Bedazzled Penis Popsicles for your bachelorette party

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Why are we teasing you with chocolate covered penis popsicles? Because we think it could make for a really fun bachelorette party activity. If you want to get your frozen delicious bedazzled penis pop on, watch this totally adorable and surprisingly safe-for-work video!

tasha with popsicleWe totally respect that not everyone is into the whole “penis-themed bachelorette party” thang — but what if they’re vegan penises?! Tasha, aka The Sweetest Vegan, made a recipe video for Bedazzled Penis Popsicles.

Why are we teasing you with chocolate covered penis popsicles? Because we think it could make for a really fun bachelorette party activity. Everyone can dip bananas in chocolate, then decorate them, and slurp ’em up. (Have I completely violated everyone yet?) Plus you’ll get to say adorable things like Tasha’s “Oh my gosh, black diamonds on a D!”

If you want to get your frozen delicious bedazzled penis pop on, watch this totally adorable and surprisingly safe-for-work video…

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeIBGL102H0&w=800&h=450]

Of course, as Ariel pointed in the Offbeat Bride book… if you’re into making/eating penis food, you should NOT feel limited to doing so at bachelorette parties. PENIS FOOD FOR EVERY DAY!

10 responses to “Bedazzled Penis Popsicles for your bachelorette party”

  1. Sarah83 Avatar
    Sarah83

    I love this girl! She is too funny.

  2. Anya Avatar
    Anya

    She is sooo funny! “If you need another complection you can use peanut butter or white chocolate.” HA! I laughed out loud!! Going to go check out her other videos now!

  3. Colleen Avatar
    Colleen

    Hubs and I snorted at “Maybe if my ex looked and tasted like this I’d S.D. more!”

    1. Megan Finley Avatar
      Megan Finley

      RIGHT!? We were DYING when we watched this. Tasha is adorable, and we’re going to be featuring a LOT more of her over on Offbeat Home — so keep an eye out. Though there will probably be a lot less S-ing D references. 😉

  4. Kel-Bell (@rock_kowgurl) Avatar
    Kel-Bell (@rock_kowgurl)

    Not to nit pick, but isn’t this supposed to be vegan? Vegans don’t eat chocolate, cuz it has milk. Is this vegan chocolate?

    1. kirstin Avatar
      kirstin

      I don’t think it was mentioned as being vegan chocolate, but I think this could easily be made with regular or vegan chocolate

    2. Lis Avatar
      Lis

      Some dark and semi-sweet chocolates are accidentally vegan. Like Ghiradeli’s 60% semi sweet.

  5. Hannah Avatar
    Hannah

    OMG this was the best thing I’ve seen in a long time. Awesome.

  6. Kitty Avatar
    Kitty

    Sod bachelorette parties, I’m getting the girls round! Possibly the boys too, if I’m feeling really evil 😉

  7. Sarah B Avatar
    Sarah B

    Hahaha, never heard the phrase “SD”.

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