4 funny valentines for friends: give your BFFs noods 🍜

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Valentine’s Day is for the besties, too… so I'm here to talk funny Valentines for friends! There’s nothing like a gift from the heart. And if you’re trying to create a quality personalized gift for your loved ones this Valentine’s Day, now’s the time to start brainstorming! This is especially true if you're trying to come up with funny valentine's ideas for friends. I'm here to help with five funny ideas for Valentines for friends.

First, let's acknowledge why so many people hate Valentine's day: It’s not just the single people who hate Valentine’s Day (“the holiday designed to make me feel awful”) — it’s the people with sweeties, too (“the holiday designed to force me into contrived expressions of romance”). But I'm here to make Valentine's Day fun again.

Last year I did my first boudoir shoot. It was food-themed and kind of an amazing experience. This year when I was putting together a photo book for my partner from the boudoir photos, I had a crazy idea for Valentine’s gag gifts for my besties…

I made funny valentines with my tiddies on them for my friends!

Don’t worry — a lot of my valentines were rated PG! But whether you want your BFFs to cackle aloud at your noods or your goal is to evoke sentimental nostalgia, I definitely recommend our sponsors VistaPrint for high-quality personalized funny Valentine’s gifts that your besties will cherish! And they don't even have to be for Valentine's Day (gift for your wedding party, perhaps?).

Steal these funny valentine ideas right here:

*P.S. Sorry for the photo quality. These are screenshots from a reel I made, but I was SO impressed with the quality of these photos on these Valentine’s gifts! I think my friends were too…Wait till you see their reactions!

Custom Mugs

My friend gets to play a fun game in their Zoom meetings called “Is that a nekkid lady on your coffee mug?.” It’s a great conversation starter, TBH. Wait till you see what my friend had to say about her mug!

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The custom mugs from Vistaprint hold 11 oz. of any drink, are dishwasher & microwave-safe, ceramic, and have 8 different handle & interior colors! I even used this cute pattern template to match my friend's color palette.

Custom Bags

My bestie wears her titillating new tote bag out to lunch, Trader Joe's, and the gym. She says it’s like I’m always there with her, but sans clothes.

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Custom Calendars

For my busy BFFs, I made calendars to help them stay organized. I even added my new mantra for the year: “Every day is a great day to send noods.” When I tell you that calendar paper was silkyyyy…

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Custom Canvas Prints

Not noodies, but I wanted to gift my sister-in-law with a collage of all her Best Woman photos from our wedding. Y’all, the colors on this canvas print were so vivid! 😍

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Win Valentine’s Day with VistaPrint's valentines for friends!

I get that not everyone wants to give their besties noods for Valentine's Day, but these photo gifts could feature all sorts of things. From funny photo shoots to cute pics from that bestie vacay in Vegas, VistaPrint lets you customize the perfect gift for every loved one in your life.

May your Valentine’s Day be saucy, funny, and sentimental!

As promised, here are my friends' reactions:

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