These are a few of our favorite things: An Offbeat Bride's Christmas carol • Offbeat Wed (was Offbeat Bride)

Here's an Offbeat Bride-ified version of “My Favorite Things.” Let's all sing this offbeat carol together…

Having no roses, instead lots of kale,
Small TARDIS favors and seats of haybales,
Bright Converse sneakers all tied up with strings,
These are a few of the tackiest things!

No pastel fondant, but crisp apple strudels,
A ringbearer who's our beloved pet poodle,
No garter to toss, nor a bouquet to fling,
These are a few of the tackiest things!

Bridesmaids in suits, and the brides who wear glasses,
Bright-colored makeup with rainbow eyelashes,
Potluck for dinner and non-matching rings,
These are a few of the tackiest things!

When my mom nags,
When The Knot whines,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember I'm on Offbeat Bride
And then I don't feel so bad!

Happy Holidays from all of us at Offbeat Bride — anyone want to mash-up a carol?

Guest Post By: AmandaTheGreat

http://www.amandasharpe.com

I'm a freelance artist, which looks a lot like being unemployed except I draw a lot of pictures, usually of dragons and elves and vampires and things like that. I sing a lot of karaoke and play a lot of Magic: The Gathering! I run a Tumblr called Magic Cards With Googly Eyes that does what it says on the label.

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