Posted byNow that Halloween week is over, we can get back to our regularly scheduled programing. This week's Monday Montage has a red overtone to it. Along with the red, you'll see lots of tattoos, a couple of incredible non-floral bouquets, and some SUPER HOT red dresses.
HOLY GUACAMOLE! This photo makes me drool. I am seriously obsessed with Ang's dress. On top of that, I love the braided up-do, her red bird-cage veil and her incredible furry white shrug. Her smile just KILLS it!
The only thing cuter than an Offbeat Mama Bride, baby converse. LOVE 'em.
I can't find much about Anna and her man's wedding, however, it looks like they had a lot of silly fun. Here, they are toasting with their crunk cups sparkly-skull embossed, black wine glasses. It also appears that they might have used ring-pops during in their ceremony! Also, I had to mention just how much I ADORE Anna's dress.
Look at Shannon‘s beautiful brooch bouquet. The red vintage bike complements it so well.
Check out these two beautiful brides: Andrea and Lacey. Simply stunning.
Funky reception dancing, a speech with props, and a Ron Swanson painting guest book
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Kate and a friend hand-made her silk rose bouquet as well as her MOH's origami lily bouquet. The best part (!!!) if you look really, really carefully, you will see that there is a teeny-tiny TARDIS in her bouquet.
This photo of Sparkly and Bones just oozes sex-ay-ness. More on this wedding later this week. 😉
Last but not least, here is Niamh and her totally gorgeous bridemaids, who are helping her get ready. Niamh gets by with a little help from her friends.
CAPTION THIS:
Dan: “Check MEH out!”
Carmen: “LOL WUT!?”
Ladies in the background: “Slam your body down zigazig ah!”
Now your turn — Leave a comment with your captions.
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I need to know more about Ang’s red dress with the flower bodice…holy wow, that’s one of the most fabulous dresses I’ve ever seen!
I know! Isn’t it insane?
The dress is by Jovani. I know this because I used to carry Jovani gowns in my boutique (RIP!!) They have some fabulous formalwear that really is unique and different. And as far as wedding gowns are concerned: pretty nicely priced! I have the rose floral applique dress in black cocktail and people just flip. I love how she accesorized though. I know its odd to say but the earrings just pop and really show off her gorgeous face.
Dan: Kamehame… HA!
Carmen: *insert five minutes of painful sounding filler here*
That pose can only bring Dragonball to mind for me.
WOW. Why didn’t I think of that?
That HAS to be what he is doing!
…or it could be hadouken, a la street fighter 😉
Oooh, true, I hadn’t thought of that one.
or it could be hadouken, a la street fighter 😉
Holy crap where did Niamh get her boots?! They are fantastic.
Dan: Hadouken!!
(Street Fighter style)
I believe in the last photo, the groom is going “Kamahamaha!”
And the bridesmaids are going “His power level is over 9,000!”
While the bride is simply in shock that he would dare chi-blast her on her wedding day! You know she powered up and showed him who was the real super-sayajin that night.
And the 11 year-old in me just sighed a little.
You guys are pretty close. Dan fireballed me and then I gave him a nice upper cut and finished with a back slap (my usual kick move was thwarted by the dress).
We’re both big kids who play fight in our kitchen all the time. So, as usual we were play fighting on the dance floor. Ten years together and we’re still playing together. I hope it stays that way forever.
Now, off I go to save Albion!
-Carmen
Yay Sparkly and Bones!! That wedding was such an insane amount of fun, and yeah, she was (and is!) stunning.
and the brooch bouquet above.. *love it*
Thanks Valerie! Can’t wait for your wedding next 🙂