We love when weddings turn traditions upside down, especially wedding traditions with historically patriarchal connotations. One of the most common wedding traditions that offbeat soonlyweds are eager to put their own spin on are alternatives to the bouquet and garter toss. Offbeat Wed's featured plenty of alternatives to the bouquet and garter toss over the years, but Nick and Gayle's wedding shot by Offbeat Wed vendor Light Sky Photography takes it to a whole new level. Let's just say if there were awards for “Most X-rated Alternatives to The Bouquet and Garter Toss”, this one would win.
Let's see these NSFW alternatives to the bouquet and garter toss…
Nick and Gayle's wedding reception looked like an absolute blast. Honestly, any celebration where the bride twerks on a table and shoves wedding decor into her boobs is a damn good time in our opinion.
First, we'll show you the bouquet toss alternative.
Did you catch that? Make sure you take a long, hard look at that picture. Teehee. Also, we love how all the guests got to gather on the dance floor for this alternative bouquet toss, not just single ladies or single men.
INCOMING! The look on everyone's faces when they realize what it is..
Everyone please look at the guy on the far right of the photo…His face is all of us, if all of us were watching sex toys fall from the sky.
Are dildos a great bouquet toss alternative? The smiles say YES!
It's like a breakaway bouquet except…it's dildos.
Idea: Maybe you can tell participants that anyone who catches a dildo will have good luck in bed for seven years!
We love this alternative to a bouquet toss because it's like the dildo is a prize and everyone is a winner. If you're a little more PG, for instance you need your wedding to be friendly for kids or you don't want your mom or aunt passing out at the wedding reception, you can do a candy toss or a balloon drop instead!
Now for the garter toss alternative!
If y'all thought the bouquet toss alternative was wild, wait till you see what Nick and Gayle did instead of a garter removal…
By the way, can we give it up for Gayle's wedding dress please?
First, per garter toss tradition 101, a wild dinosaur appears…
But wait! It seems like the bride is…motorboating the dinosaur?
GASP! That's no dinosaur…It's…
A wild groom! This garter toss alternative just got steamy!
And he's taking his clothes off?! DJ turn that music up please!
Off come the pants for the big finale…
A mankini!!! Damn, these newlyweds sure know how to party.
If we had to choose between this nontraditional wedding ritual or a traditional garter toss, we'd pick neon mankini strip tease any day.
Peep the mom tattoo on the arm!
If this was their garter toss alternative, I wonder what their wedding ceremony was like.
X-rated alternatives to the bouquet and garter toss are spicy and fun!
We love when married couples don't take themselves too seriously on their wedding day! Cheers to these fun-loving newlyweds.