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Author of three editions of the Offbeat Bride book and its sequel (From Shitshow To Afterglow, the ultimate offbeat breakup book), Ariel Meadow Stallings is the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire web properties. She lives in Seattle with her son.
sequined wedding dress and colorful bouquet alternative wedding ideas from Offbeat Wed (formerly Offbeat Bride)

Sequined wedding dress + brightly colored bouquet = happy eyes

You guys know I have deep love of the sequined multi-colored full-frontal freak-out wedding gowns, and this photo of Sara’s glittering multi-colored wedding dress fully feeds that hunger. The sparkles, the colors, the boldness of the floral bouquet… I’m moving in.

the myth of the gift grab alternative wedding ideas from Offbeat Wed (formerly Offbeat Bride)

The myth of the “gift grab”

In my many years of publishing a wedding website (and then four years of running a parenting website) one of the things that came up time and time again the concept of a “gift grab.” Maybe this logic used to make a little more sense during a time when most couples A) weren’t paying for their own weddings or B) weren’t living together before getting married. But back here in 2014, round these parts? 43% of us are paying for our own weddings. Why in the world would we spend money on a wedding (or even just a reception) just to get gifts?!

Hips and Curves Plus Size Vintage Shaper Garter Skirt Black alternative wedding ideas from Offbeat Wed (formerly Offbeat Bride)

Retro-styled undies to go under that retro-styled wedding dress [UPDATED for 2022!!]

Instead of ogling shoes this week (…I KNOW!), I’m going to take a quick moment to enjoy some underwear.

Specifically, retro-styled underwear that could go awesome under a vintage-influenced dress. We’re talking high-waisted, low-hipped, and all awesome.

rooks alternative wedding ideas from Offbeat Wed (formerly Offbeat Bride)

What bridal magazines can do to ANYONE

How does this video only have 75 views? We don’t normally share sketch videos, but this one is about about how, sometimes, guys can get way more sentimental about wedding planning than girls. Give the video two minutes, and behold the full-frontal mind-fuck that bridal magazines can pull on ANYONE. “Ooh, this one looks like a grotto! Like a magical fairy mermaid grotto…”