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A nice ‘n’ sane bridesmaids contract

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You may recall Tribe member monicawesome from when we featured her offbeat bride’s vows to herself. Well, she’s back with a great bridesmaid’s contract that isn’t nuts and is perfect to send to your bridesmaids to make sure they don’t go nuts.

You may recall An Offbeat Bride’s vows to herself. The author, Monicawesome, is back with a great bridesmaid’s contract that isn’t nuts.

three slurpees, alike in sugary dignity

I’ve read a lot of bridal party kvetching, from both the bride and bridesmaid sides, but the one that topped the cake for me was when a friend of mine’s bride-to-be sent out CONTRACTS for her ladies to sign, a la this masterpiece. I always thought the one in the link was a joke, but the friend’s now-wife was dead serious about hers.

So I decided to minimize any misunderstandings about my expectations for my bridesmaids before they begin. In that spirit, I present my very own Bridesmaid Contract!

______ I will listen to Monica’s babbling, and let her know she’s only slightly crazy.

______ I will have fun while planning with Monica.

______ I will look however I want, because Monica doesn’t care.

______ I swear to “be there” for the bride just like I always am, because she is my friend.

______ I will NOT let Monica’s wedding detract from other parts of my life.

______ I will not forget that while I am Monica’s friend, she is MY friend as well, and is there if I need her

______ I will eat, drink, and be merry whenever possible.

______ I will engage in much laughter and *inappropriate hugging*

______ I will tease Nick whenever possible.

______ I will tease Monica whenever possible.

______ I will not feel the need to spend a ton of money on a dress/shoes/jewelry/manicure/WHATEVER.

______ I will have an amazing time!

I do hereby swear that I will adhere to all of the above and other understood bridesmaid duties for the wedding on October 28, 2012

X_________________________
(sign, print and date)

I’m going to send this out in a card to each of my friends when I ask them to be bridesmaids.

You know we love your comments, but please be conscious about NOT using this as a space to complain about less-than-satisfactory bridesmaids. We’re not about bitching, we’re about supporting!

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